My life my way
My life my way
1
I’m a kid in a normal age. I have normal friends and I go in a normal School. Nothing wrong whit me, exept… my family. We’re 17 persons and if you count Bill we are 18. Okay, I’ll make you a list.
1. Mike. Mom and dad got married two months after that. 25
2. Charlett, or Charlie as we call her. 20
3. Kyle, the girl lover. 17
4. Jonas, but we call him Joe. 16
5. Cassie and Vassie, the identicall twins. 14
6. Me, the one and only Samantha or Sam. 13
7. Mychal, the “smart” one. 11
8. Max, when he came I think mom and dad screamed noooooooo!!! 10
9. Sarah, the blackmail one. 8
10. Mi and Doris, the super anoing twins. 5
11. Belle, the super cute one. 3
12. Gordon, the talking one. 1
And then we have mom and dad. The super cool ones. I dont know how they does it! I mean 14 kids, and a dog!
Breakfast: It’s Always the same. Joe will be late for School and at six am Mychal´s already in School. He is crazy. Mike call him every day at seven just to make sure he’s not “late”. Mike lives in Californien. He moved when he was 16. I came one year after that so I’m used to not have him around all the time. Charlie just moved to New York whit her new boyfriend.
“Hurry up Joe!” mom screames from the kichen.
“Hey mom! What´s for lunch?” he asks. Mom throw a lunch box for him. “Some leftovers, tasty.” Dad throw a sandwich to him and he catch it whit one hand whithout even looping. That´s normal in our family. I’m listen to music meanwhile I’m eat breakfast. Gordon is talking babie language and smears. Belle is looking at tv. Cassie and Vassie is sleeping, offcourse. Max sits and pokes in his cereals. Sarah is talking about something uninportant. Mi and Doris is fighting. Kyle is in School.
“Hey you two stop fighting!” dad screames and pull Mi away from Doris.
“Finally!” I say.
“Max, finish your breakfast! Get up CV! Joe, School!”
“Right!” says Joe who has stand in the door and texted his girlfriend.
“Come on everybody! Get dressed!” Poor dad. “Come on Sam dont stear!” Change my mind. I go up stairs and chose something sweet. But offcourse mom will comment.
“Are you trying to impress the boys or what?!”
“Bye mom. Love ya.”
“Ya. bye!” Everybody says bye and then we’re heading off to School. I take my bike and have a competion whit Max. i win and then I see my best friend Mikayla.
“Morning was?”
“Awful! This is a sweet litlle skirt, right?”
“Ya, that skirt will make boys see you for once.”
“I know! Mom said: Oh you cant wear that thing… bla, bla bla, bla, bla.”
“I hate when my mom says that!”
“Thank you.”
“Hey, hey, hey.” That’s my other friend AJ.
“What’s up?” I said.
“You know, the ordenary thing. Hanging around whit girls who’s one year younger than me.” He is 14. “Self?”
“When your mention it, hanging around whit a guy who´s in School on a study day.”
“Damn it. I knew there was something I forgot. Bye!” he walks home.
“He is not that bright.” I say.
“Agree”
If you dont knew the School food is rally disguisting. It might as well walk out from the cafeteria. The only good thing is dessert. But sometimes it’s not that good eather so… moveing on. There is one thing that’s keeping me calm in School and make me survive, Liam. He’s cute and he’s nice and he actually shower, as some people does’nt. After School Mikayla and I always takes a cup of hot chocolate on Starbucks. And then we go home to me and do our homework. What mom and dad does’nt know is that I have a secret room. Behind my bed is a door and behind that door is the room. It’s just me and Mikayla who knows about the room and it’s there we do our homework. When we moved in here it was a carpet in pink and a lamp. Now it’s pillows and blankets everywere. When I get mad I can go there and… ya be mad. One time I sleeped there and mom and dad got way worried. No they did’nt. 14 childrend, they can’t keep an eye on everyone. 4 eyes against 28.
“So are you waiting for him to make the first move or are you waiting until you can ruin his wedding and say that you love him?” Mikayla says cause I stear at Liam.
“Which show have you seen now?!”
“You wish.”
“I think I know this one… ehm… Starts whit a f and ends whit riends.”
“You love that show too!”
“Ya well…” I did’nt know what to say. She were right.
“Sam, help me!” Sarah ran towads me. I held out my arms and she jumped up into my lap.
”Sarah! Did you tricked someone again?!”
”He got so mad!”
”Not everyone likes it when you take their money.”
”Ya! Were is my 20 bucks?” Mikayla says whit her arms crossed.
”Calm down, she does’nt have money now!”
”Here!” Sarah held out a 20 bucks bill.
”Thank you” The wierd thing whit Sarah was how she could find me so fast. Her School were across the street and is was so small. Our School was twice big and it was over 200 sudents here. Soon I’ll start high School. Then she can’t run over here all the time. Then she have to run to Max. But he’ll not going to help her. Poor Sarah. Riiiiing!!! The clock rang and everybody starts ro run.
”Bye Sarah!”
”Bye Sam.” Sarah starts to walk and we starts to run. In the end of the School day we have Spanish. It’s super boring. Well, just because Liam have French. We have to sit in a classroom meanwhile mrs Hepper talks about stuff. The bad thing whit me is that I have F in almost everything. I have dyslexia. That is not a good thing. But, I mean, I can live whit it. It´s not that I care about it. Bad grades so what? When I starts Collage I can start careing. After the School , as I said, we go to Starbucks.
”Wow this hot chocolate is so good!” I say
”Ya! You can never make it this good at home.”
”I know! Hey I think I’m going to tell mom and dad about the secret room.”
”No! You can’t do that! Then it wont be a secret room any more!”
”But then I can have a tv there.”
”I have a tv on the attic. Mom’ll never find out.”
”Good. But how can you get it out of the house?”
”Easy mom and dad work every friday and Ricky is at his girlfrieds house.”
”But it’s friday today…” we started to run. Every thing went fine. Until we are at my place. How can we get the tv to my room whit out no one sees us? That turn out to be very simple. It was just mum home and she was working. The tv was pretty small so it did fit.
”Good now do you have a dvd box so we can use this?” I asked.
”It’s a dvd box in the tv.”
”Good. So were do we get the money to buy dvds?”
”Good point. Ehm. Mom and dad?”
”For beeing smart you’re not that smart.”
”Come on. You have 13 brothers and sisters. You can figur something out.”
”You mean like stealing?”
”What? No! Maby a little.”
”You are finally starting to be like me.”
”Ya it creeps me out.” I know it was mean but we started whit Sarah. She had like 600 bucks so we took 100. For now that’ll be good. We went to the store and rent some movies. The good wife, Harry Potter and the deathly hollows part 2, Brides mates, horrible bosses and click.
1
I’m a kid in a normal age. I have normal friends and I go in a normal School. Nothing wrong whit me, exept… my family. We’re 17 persons and if you count Bill we are 18. Okay, I’ll make you a list.
1. Mike. Mom and dad got married two months after that. 25
2. Charlett, or Charlie as we call her. 20
3. Kyle, the girl lover. 17
4. Jonas, but we call him Joe. 16
5. Cassie and Vassie, the identicall twins. 14
6. Me, the one and only Samantha or Sam. 13
7. Mychal, the “smart” one. 11
8. Max, when he came I think mom and dad screamed noooooooo!!! 10
9. Sarah, the blackmail one. 8
10. Mi and Doris, the super anoing twins. 5
11. Belle, the super cute one. 3
12. Gordon, the talking one. 1
And then we have mom and dad. The super cool ones. I dont know how they does it! I mean 14 kids, and a dog!
Breakfast: It’s Always the same. Joe will be late for School and at six am Mychal´s already in School. He is crazy. Mike call him every day at seven just to make sure he’s not “late”. Mike lives in Californien. He moved when he was 16. I came one year after that so I’m used to not have him around all the time. Charlie just moved to New York whit her new boyfriend.
“Hurry up Joe!” mom screames from the kichen.
“Hey mom! What´s for lunch?” he asks. Mom throw a lunch box for him. “Some leftovers, tasty.” Dad throw a sandwich to him and he catch it whit one hand whithout even looping. That´s normal in our family. I’m listen to music meanwhile I’m eat breakfast. Gordon is talking babie language and smears. Belle is looking at tv. Cassie and Vassie is sleeping, offcourse. Max sits and pokes in his cereals. Sarah is talking about something uninportant. Mi and Doris is fighting. Kyle is in School.
“Hey you two stop fighting!” dad screames and pull Mi away from Doris.
“Finally!” I say.
“Max, finish your breakfast! Get up CV! Joe, School!”
“Right!” says Joe who has stand in the door and texted his girlfriend.
“Come on everybody! Get dressed!” Poor dad. “Come on Sam dont stear!” Change my mind. I go up stairs and chose something sweet. But offcourse mom will comment.
“Are you trying to impress the boys or what?!”
“Bye mom. Love ya.”
“Ya. bye!” Everybody says bye and then we’re heading off to School. I take my bike and have a competion whit Max. i win and then I see my best friend Mikayla.
“Morning was?”
“Awful! This is a sweet litlle skirt, right?”
“Ya, that skirt will make boys see you for once.”
“I know! Mom said: Oh you cant wear that thing… bla, bla bla, bla, bla.”
“I hate when my mom says that!”
“Thank you.”
“Hey, hey, hey.” That’s my other friend AJ.
“What’s up?” I said.
“You know, the ordenary thing. Hanging around whit girls who’s one year younger than me.” He is 14. “Self?”
“When your mention it, hanging around whit a guy who´s in School on a study day.”
“Damn it. I knew there was something I forgot. Bye!” he walks home.
“He is not that bright.” I say.
“Agree”
If you dont knew the School food is rally disguisting. It might as well walk out from the cafeteria. The only good thing is dessert. But sometimes it’s not that good eather so… moveing on. There is one thing that’s keeping me calm in School and make me survive, Liam. He’s cute and he’s nice and he actually shower, as some people does’nt. After School Mikayla and I always takes a cup of hot chocolate on Starbucks. And then we go home to me and do our homework. What mom and dad does’nt know is that I have a secret room. Behind my bed is a door and behind that door is the room. It’s just me and Mikayla who knows about the room and it’s there we do our homework. When we moved in here it was a carpet in pink and a lamp. Now it’s pillows and blankets everywere. When I get mad I can go there and… ya be mad. One time I sleeped there and mom and dad got way worried. No they did’nt. 14 childrend, they can’t keep an eye on everyone. 4 eyes against 28.
“So are you waiting for him to make the first move or are you waiting until you can ruin his wedding and say that you love him?” Mikayla says cause I stear at Liam.
“Which show have you seen now?!”
“You wish.”
“I think I know this one… ehm… Starts whit a f and ends whit riends.”
“You love that show too!”
“Ya well…” I did’nt know what to say. She were right.
“Sam, help me!” Sarah ran towads me. I held out my arms and she jumped up into my lap.
”Sarah! Did you tricked someone again?!”
”He got so mad!”
”Not everyone likes it when you take their money.”
”Ya! Were is my 20 bucks?” Mikayla says whit her arms crossed.
”Calm down, she does’nt have money now!”
”Here!” Sarah held out a 20 bucks bill.
”Thank you” The wierd thing whit Sarah was how she could find me so fast. Her School were across the street and is was so small. Our School was twice big and it was over 200 sudents here. Soon I’ll start high School. Then she can’t run over here all the time. Then she have to run to Max. But he’ll not going to help her. Poor Sarah. Riiiiing!!! The clock rang and everybody starts ro run.
”Bye Sarah!”
”Bye Sam.” Sarah starts to walk and we starts to run. In the end of the School day we have Spanish. It’s super boring. Well, just because Liam have French. We have to sit in a classroom meanwhile mrs Hepper talks about stuff. The bad thing whit me is that I have F in almost everything. I have dyslexia. That is not a good thing. But, I mean, I can live whit it. It´s not that I care about it. Bad grades so what? When I starts Collage I can start careing. After the School , as I said, we go to Starbucks.
”Wow this hot chocolate is so good!” I say
”Ya! You can never make it this good at home.”
”I know! Hey I think I’m going to tell mom and dad about the secret room.”
”No! You can’t do that! Then it wont be a secret room any more!”
”But then I can have a tv there.”
”I have a tv on the attic. Mom’ll never find out.”
”Good. But how can you get it out of the house?”
”Easy mom and dad work every friday and Ricky is at his girlfrieds house.”
”But it’s friday today…” we started to run. Every thing went fine. Until we are at my place. How can we get the tv to my room whit out no one sees us? That turn out to be very simple. It was just mum home and she was working. The tv was pretty small so it did fit.
”Good now do you have a dvd box so we can use this?” I asked.
”It’s a dvd box in the tv.”
”Good. So were do we get the money to buy dvds?”
”Good point. Ehm. Mom and dad?”
”For beeing smart you’re not that smart.”
”Come on. You have 13 brothers and sisters. You can figur something out.”
”You mean like stealing?”
”What? No! Maby a little.”
”You are finally starting to be like me.”
”Ya it creeps me out.” I know it was mean but we started whit Sarah. She had like 600 bucks so we took 100. For now that’ll be good. We went to the store and rent some movies. The good wife, Harry Potter and the deathly hollows part 2, Brides mates, horrible bosses and click.
